NBC's annual showing of It's A Wonderful Life has been replaced by a televised beagle show.
No seriously. Judges walk out under a spotlight, examine the teeth of a beagle with a very unfortunate name, while two announcers give the play by play in a tone of breathless anticipation--almost as if someone actually gives a brass nickel if the beagle can chew his puppy chow or not.
This is usually where I insert a scathingly sarcastic comment. Somehow, though, I don't feel it's needed here. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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